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Your sweetie ended it, that heartless girl. Now your future is in shambles. You feel the need to panic and beg for her back. You’ll do anything to make things right.

But no matter how you try, you can’t get back to that little spot of sunlight where you were so comfortable and safe.

There’s only one thing left for you to do:  Forget her. I know it’s not as easy as it sounds, but with this blueprint, you’ll forget that girl and pick up the pieces of your shattered heart — and manhood — in no time.
1- Take her off that pedestal
Don’t idolize her and build her up into something great. She is nothing of the sort. So don’t gaze lovingly at pictures of her. Don’t jump to answer her e-mail or phone calls. And definitely don’t go out of your way for her. She no longer deserves preferential treatment.
2- Get closure
It’s essential to definitively end any hopes of reconciliation between the two of you. And if you can’t get that into your head, she owes you the courtesy of it crystal clear. She needs to tell you: “I never loved you. I don’t love you now. We’ll never get back together.” After some prodding, she’ll probably do it, just to get rid of you. It provides what therapists call “closure.” And you can begin to heal.
3- Don’t contact her
After the relationship reaches finality, you have to break off contact or you will go mad. Don’t beg or cry. Don’t drunk-dial. Don’t write her e-mail. Don’t send packages or CDs. Don’t dedicate a song to her on the radio. Get the picture? She will find you if she wants to. And even if you can talk your way back into her arms, it’s only a temporary reprieve. She already knows you want her back, and she doesn’t care. Take that as a sign.
4- Get negative feelings out on paper
Write her a letter pouring out your negative and weepy feelings, then disassociate them from yourself. Throw the letter away or burn it. But definitely don’t send it to her. You will only regret it. She will show her friends and her new boyfriend. And they will all share a good laugh.
5- Avoid her friends & the places she hangs
Don’t venture into her territory. You won’t be welcome. Find new places to hang out for the first few months and make new friends, if necessary. If any of your friends insist on maintaining contact with her, you may have to shut them out, too — at least temporarily. After some time has passed, you should go back to living normally, and that means hanging out at these places and reconnecting with mutual friends.

6- Throw away anything that reminds you of her
You don’t have to burn it all, but definitely get pictures, gifts, clothing, letters, and e-mail out of your living area, or at least out of your line of vision. If that means giving away roughly half of your wardrobe to get rid of the memory of her, so be it. As a rule of thumb, if the object reminds you of your ex, discard it. This can save your sanity.
7- Don’t try to get your stuff back
Unless it’s a diamond ring or something that’s one-of-a-kind, you’re better off not contacting her to get it back. DVDs, clothes, your extra toothbrush… just let ’em go. They’re only possessions. Don’t exchange your dignity for menial belongings.
8- Hang out with your friends
Let your buddies give you a reality check on how your ex wasn’t all that to begin with, and that there are more fish in the sea. A little male camaraderie can go a long way towards getting your head straight. We’ve all been detonated by a woman before and most of us will likely get detonated again.
9- Exercise your newfound freedom
Freedom is always intoxicating. There’s a world of activities you can partake in that you were never able to enjoy because your “other half” didn’t approve. So indulge. Travel. Build a model ship. Go hiking. Play video games on your computer. Watch TV all weekend. Do anything you want. Why not start boxing? Ideally, you want to find an activity that allows you to release your anger and alleviate stress.
10- Remember the bad times
If you feel nostalgic, then think of all the times she was a bitch to you. That should do it. Remember the time she made you wait by platform/bus-stand? Or the time she reminded you not too drink too much in front of your posse? Nobody wants that back.

AND if you still can’t help yourself ..LET me tell you ‘YOU LOST A REAL GIRL’.. you are the one who is a bastered..a morone.. a motherfucker (think rest of the abuses yourself, you know it better) .. realise your mistake try to get her back before it’s too late and she finds her ‘MR.PERFECT’ .. GO  YOU LOOSER !

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She’s Just Not That Into You!!

Posted: March 18, 2010 in TOP 10'S

“So….maybe we could go out sometime?”

every time I write a top ten list of things that are super-duper relevant and important.
This time, I’m breakin’ its down for the boys out there. Myself, and many College Candies are not big fans of He’s Just Not That Into You. So I’ve decided to write a rebuttal and tackle the ten signs that She’s Just Not That Into You(with the help of a friend!).

Guys, take note!

10. She stops texting back.

No, my phone isn’t off. It’s never off. I mean, how else would I get Twitter and Facebook  updates 24/7? Not to mention my solitaire addiction. Unless you’re with a girl who doesn’t have a texting plan, she got your text message. If a girl likes you she will answer your text message, guaranteed. She also spent a good twenty minutes thinking up her forty character response.

If she’s just not that into you? You’ll get no response or “lol yeah” for an answer. For the record? “Lol yeah” is the kiss of death, homeboy. Please don’t text three times back to back. It’s desperate. No, I don’t want to hang out with you, and NO I don’t really have a boyfriend – I just said that because I didn’t want to tell you the harsh truth: you’re a straight up creeper and you’re in my address book as “Weirdo Scumbag.” Get the hint.

9. She avoids physical contact at all costs
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PDA is gross. Hand holding can be stupid. If we are rejecting even kisses on the cheek or flinch when your leg brushes against us? Yeah, it’s hairy and kinda gross, but there’s something more: you’re in the “friend zone.”

8. She’s. Not. Amused.
If we like you, no matter how stupid and corny your jokes are, we’ll laugh. Oh yeah, we will. Even if we just giggle and say, “that’s cheesy,” girls will still make a point to smile, even at the corniest of jokes.
EXAMPLE:
Boy-toy: How do you keep a rhinocerous from charging?
Girl: I don’t know, how?
Boy-toy: You take away his credit card!
Girl (over-enthusiastically): HAHAHA OMG ! you have such a good sense of humor!
Boy-toy (thinking): I know, right? Ugh I am the MAN! That joke is effin’ hilarious!

7. She talks about other cute boys, crushes and dates in front of you.
No brainer. Enjoy hearing, “No, he’s just my good friend.”

6. You don’t know if her family/friends like you.

Here are some tip-offs:

– She hasn’t introduced you to her circle of friends or family.
– She hasn’t brought you home.
– She doesn’t talk about you to her mom.
– She doesn’t talk about you to anyone.
– Even her beloved pekingese puppy (who she tells everything to) hasn’t heard your name.

She’s just not that into you. Neither is her fluffy pooch.

5. She doesn’t freak out about things
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You’re going out with another girl. Go ahead! You think her best friend’s hot? She asks if you want her number. You didn’t call her back because you thought you were playing “hard to get”? She doesn’t even mention it. Didn’t remember her birthday? Big deal, it’s just a birthday. You blew her off last minute for a formal? Awesome, because you were the fifth person she asked and that hottie in Chem 101 just became available. You’re a last resort, sorry!

4. She talks openly about bodily functions.

She doesn’t try and cover up the nasty noises that come out of her after eating too many two samosas. She challenges you to burping contests. You’re more familiar with her digestive tract than your own. Gross. She’s not that into you….but she should be into some Pepto-bismol.

3. She’s got a boyfriend/fiancée/husband/ex that she’s sleeping with.

She’s attached. Odds are high that she won’t dump Mr. Whoever for you. She might even be lying about a boyfriend to get rid of you. Not that I’ve used that line before… or like… this morning. Oops.

2. She’s really busy with school/work/feeding her goldfish.

If a girl likes you, she will always make the time for you, every damn day. There is not one single chic on this planet who can’t carve out a measly five minutes of her day to contact you in some shape or form. You deserve better, don’t be last on her “to-do list” right under “re-organize all the Tupperware in my apt.”

1. She doesn’t Facebook you back
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Might sound stupid, but this is HUGE. With the way technology is today, Facebook is as available to everyone as text messaging. Not to mention, girls LOVE Facebook. If she can take the time to become a fan of  Shahid Kapoor, she can take the time to write on your wall, message you back or poke you in a timely manner. And if she hearts you, she will want everyone on FB to know.

It’s all about sending messages or nonverbal communication.. !!

1. Raised eyebrows. Research shows that when a potential mate appears, people raise their eyebrows slightly. This sign of flirting can be an unconscious sign of interest on the flirter’s part.

2. Eye contact. You know she’s interested when she not only makes eye contact, but holds it for a significant amount of time. If you’re across the room from one another, regular brief instances of eye contact may be strong signs of flirting.

3. Hair flick. Women will flick their hair – you see this in movies all the time. Even women with really short hair can flick their hair.

4. Playing with accessories. This signal from the opposite sex involves playing with earrings, twirling hair, and fiddling with necklaces. Men may offer similar signs of flirting: playing with their neckties or jingling the change in their pocket.

5. Leaning in. If he leans close to you, he’s giving you a nonverbal message that he wants to be closer (this may seem to be an obvious sign of flirting, but it’s often misread, lol !).

6. Open body language. This is a significant sign of flirting for both men and women. The opposite of open body language (closed body language, which is easier to describe) is turning away, crossing arms or legs, or pulling back.

7. Sideways glances. You’ve seen the demure sideways glances – and perhaps you’ve even thrown a few. When you’re attracted to someone, it can be difficult to meet their eyes. Sideways glances are a strong sign of flirting.

8. Looking at lips or body parts. When you find yourself looking at his lips or jaw, you may be sending a flirting signal. This may be an unconscious sign of flirting – when you’re attracted to someone, you can’t help but to check out their assets!

9. Laughter. You laugh at their jokes, no matter how silly or unfunny. This sign of flirting isn’t all about attracting mates. Laughter can endear you to your boss or babysitter, which may make them acquiesce to your requests.

10. Light touches. This is a fairly obvious sign of flirting. Lightly touching someone’s arm, knee or shoulder shows interest. It’s a nonverbal signal that you’re open and friendly.

HAPPY READING 🙂


10 turn offs for guys on girls

Posted: January 22, 2010 in TOP 10'S

1.girls talking too much about relationships/commitment.
2. girls having problem with smoking/drinking
3.girls who fall sick too often
4.girls putting too much of lipstick
5.girls nagging
6.girls never letting guys to get naughty
7.girls often getting emotional
8.girls always demanding a 24*7 call service
9.girls spying on their guys/always interrogating
10.girls having too many girl-friends

10 turn offs for girls on guys

Posted: January 21, 2010 in TOP 10'S

1. guys with messy hairs
2. guys yawning too much
3. guys with tattered footwear
4.guys smiling/laughing too much
5.guys eager to have communication with opposite sex
6.guys with chest hairs
7.guys using abusive languages
8.guys making noise while walking
9.guys wearing pink tshirts/ shirts
10.guys with cheap cell phones

11. free from my side –  guys getting nervous in public places and asking questions like – with whom to place the order / which side seats should i book for the movie?/i only have 10rs  in my purse.   !!  sick ..!